Mighty Ape announces it's own next-gen console
By Saskia –
The monkeys at Mighty Ape have been hard at work creating something very special for our customers… We are thrilled to announce the fruition of a project that has been in the works at Mighty Ape HQ for nearly a decade! Introducing our very own console, the Mighty Console v4.1, the Ultimate Console Experience.
Available in Mighty Ape's four brand colours and sporting an exclusive, water-activated colour-change outer shell, the Mighty Console v4.1 is expected to dominate the gaming market in 2023. With unparalleled (in uniqueness) graphics and gameplay, players will be transported to a new level of immersion.
At the heart of the Mighty Console v4.1 is Order Dash, the most highly anticipated game of 2023, already installed. Players can create their own customisable in-game character and order their favourite products from Mighty Ape directly through the game. Then players put down their console, hop in their car and drive to Mighty Ape's Warehouse to pick up their order! Easy and fun!
The Mighty Console v4.1 is a self-contained system with no ports, headphone capability, or speakers. This ensures that players can focus solely on what matters most. The game! No other games or DLC are compatible with Mighty Console v4.1, so there's no hidden costs.
Including next gen features, such as:
- A top of the line UHD 480P Screen
- Charge time of roughly 6 hours (can charge in the microwave)
- 10 Minute Battery Life
- Exclusive “Buy Now” button for instant and non-refundable impulse purchases
- Changes colour when dipped in hot water (although testing has indicated it may malfunction after one colour-change experience).
“We are thrilled to introduce the Mighty Console v4.1 to the world,” said an anonymous Mighty Ape spokesperson. “Our team has put in countless hours of hard work to create a console that offers the ultimate shopping ahem – gaming experience. We believe the Mighty Console v4.1 will set a new standard in the industry and become a favourite among gamers worldwide.”
At $7,889 for the entry-level model, the first release is not expected to remain in stock for long!
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just purchased 10 of these first! great product test was so much fun!
Cant wait to not hear that sweet 480p!
Haha! Love it. Good effort! You'd be a "Fool" not to buy one!
Just bought 69 of these and played them for a total of 420 seconds, well worth the purchase
Is there a 104% discount available?
Ha ha happy April fools!!!
Had to buy one not just for me but for all my fellow fortnite sweats this is next level and gonna give all those pro gamers a run for their moneyv
Just shut up and take my money ? definitely worth getting especially with the 10 minute battery life
Better than Nintendo switch!!
Pop it in the microwave to charge with your favourite snack, and boom game time all ready at once!
Large companies such as Microsoft, Sony and Nintendo could really learn a thing or two from the mighty console.. who needs charging cables when you can just chuck it in the microwave.
Also would like to add that the nintendo switch does not charge in the microwave. Cheap hardware.
10 Minute Battery Life
Just got one, it's great. Now I finally have a game console with a longer battery life than my Game Gear.